Cut Here .. t-shirt

,Black humour isn't bad, it's a safety release. 

OK, so a hospital porter probably shouldn't wear this at work but for party-on casual wear? c'mon, dude, loosen up, 

From the "a little bit cheeky" collection at Projectlxx.com

Solid colours are 100% pima cotton
Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²), 60 singles
Machine wash - cool iron inside out. 
Regular fit
Rib collar, double-needle stitch on sleeve and bottom hem for durability
Made from pima cotton that has an extreme soft feel with a beautiful lustre and can be worn all year round